What do you get when you combine Harvest Moon style gameplay with SNES-style 16-bit retro graphics? Stardew Valley, the brand new farm simulator from ConcernedApe, that has literally taken the Twitch and video game world by storm. Oh, and perhaps the coolest element about Stardew Valley: it’s also a dating simulator, so you can go on dates, fall in love, and get married to the 16-bit man or woman villager of your dreams. So naturally, since this game has taken the Twitch and video game world by storm, we had to publish a top list of the funniest Stardew Valley tweets we’ve seen on Twitter.<\/p>\n
So without further adieu, below please find the twelve best #stardewvalley tweets we’ve come across on Twitter. If you’re not following that hashtag, and heck if you’re not following us (@LFGdating), then you’re sorely missing out on both fronts. You’re also missing out if you haven’t at least tried Stardew Valley out on Steam – trust me! Enjoy the Stardew Valley tweets, and best of luck in your 16-bit courtships!<\/p>\n
\nDating irl needs to be like stardew valley. FEED ME TWO YEARS WORTH OF SALAD NOW MARRY ME #StardewValley<\/a><\/p>\n
— Shando (@SerShando) March 8, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\nFYI, if you're looking for love in Stardew Valley, I don't recommend giving people sap or raw fish. They don't like it, apparently.<\/p>\n
— Patrick Klepek (@patrickklepek) March 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\nPlaying #StardewValley<\/a> gets uncomfortable when my girlfriend gets jealous of my character's love interest.<\/p>\n
— Josh Schultze (@Anechoic04) March 14, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\nSo I found out you can give out multiple bouquets in Stardew Valley so now I'm dating everyone<\/p>\n
— Munny (@heymunstrr) March 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\nDating Sebastian in Stardew Valley. C'mere you cigarette scented goth loser \u2665<\/p>\n
— Sarah 'Pickles' Dill (@p_cucumbers) March 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\nOkay so the bad news is I clearly have an insane addiction to #StardewValley<\/a> The good news? I'm only 2 hearts away from dating my husband <3<\/p>\n
— Kate (@WiigeeGirl) March 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\n'special friend' girl did u miss the WE'RE DATING!!! memo or #StardewValley<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/CsYXnbMyPL<\/a><\/p>\n
— \u2606 C \u2606 (@f1zzingwhizbee) March 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\n@whitneyarner<\/a> Based solely on your twitter, I believe that Stardew Valley is a dating sim about vegetables.<\/p>\n
— Sam J. Breed (@SpiceMunson) March 12, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\nSo I'm actually kind of having an emotionally fulfilling relationship with my Stardew Valley husband and it is weird.<\/p>\n
— Lauren Bryant-Monk (@jl_nicegirl) March 24, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\nSometimes in Stardew Valley my wife is mad and it stresses me out<\/p>\n
So I can never be in a real relationship<\/p>\n
— Terence Wiggins (@TheBlackNerd) March 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n
\n\nRelationship goals: make giant pumpkins with @mlkacow<\/a> on #StardewValley<\/a><\/p>\n
— Nathan Bryant (@nmwbryant) March 18, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<\/div>\n