{"id":53,"date":"2012-06-25T05:39:01","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T05:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/?p=53"},"modified":"2015-07-17T15:20:12","modified_gmt":"2015-07-17T15:20:12","slug":"video-gamer-pickup-lines-are-a-no-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/video-gamer-pickup-lines-are-a-no-go","title":{"rendered":"Video Gamer Pickup Lines Are a No-Go (Always)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pickup lines simply do not work. \u00a0Ever. \u00a0They haven&#8217;t in the past, they don&#8217;t work now, nor will they ever work in the future. \u00a0Believe it or not LFG Nation, the only pickup line you will ever need, regardless of the setting, is a simple, &#8220;Hello, my name&#8217;s _____. \u00a0What&#8217;s yours?&#8221; \u00a0Shocking, isn&#8217;t it? \u00a0But seriously, that&#8217;s all you need, and you will be successful. \u00a0Not only that, you won&#8217;t get a drink thrown in your face or a slap from the opposite sex. \u00a0With all of that being said, pickup lines are only good for a laugh &#8211; not when you actually use them, but when you&#8217;re reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/\">LFG Dating&#8217;s Gamer Dating Blog<\/a>, for example. \u00a0Our good friends (they may not know it yet) over at <a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/5887689\/do-not-attempt-these-painfully-awkward-video-game-pickup-lines-on-other-living-creatures\" target=\"_blank\">Kotaku.com<\/a> posted an entertaining and hilarious video with some great video game oriented pick up lines that we highly stress you never, ever use in public; I don&#8217;t even care if you&#8217;re at e3 and you see Brooklyn Decker &#8211; don&#8217;t use them. \u00a0So without further adieu (did I spell that right?), <a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/5887689\/do-not-attempt-these-painfully-awkward-video-game-pickup-lines-on-other-living-creatures\" target=\"_blank\">enjoy<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pickup lines simply do not work. \u00a0Ever. \u00a0They haven&#8217;t in the past, they don&#8217;t work now, nor will they ever work in the future. \u00a0Believe it or not LFG Nation, the only pickup line you will ever need, regardless of the setting, is a simple, &#8220;Hello, my name&#8217;s _____. \u00a0What&#8217;s yours?&#8221; \u00a0Shocking, isn&#8217;t it? \u00a0But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1283,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[23,3,22,4],"tags":[27,411,26,25,6,24,28],"amp_validity":null,"amp_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=53"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1285,"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/53\/revisions\/1285"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/1283"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=53"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=53"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=53"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}