{"id":53,"date":"2012-06-25T05:39:01","date_gmt":"2012-06-25T05:39:01","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/?p=53"},"modified":"2015-07-17T15:20:12","modified_gmt":"2015-07-17T15:20:12","slug":"video-gamer-pickup-lines-are-a-no-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/video-gamer-pickup-lines-are-a-no-go","title":{"rendered":"Video Gamer Pickup Lines Are a No-Go (Always)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pickup lines simply do not work. \u00a0Ever. \u00a0They haven&#8217;t in the past, they don&#8217;t work now, nor will they ever work in the future. \u00a0Believe it or not LFG Nation, the only pickup line you will ever need, regardless of the setting, is a simple, &#8220;Hello, my name&#8217;s _____. \u00a0What&#8217;s yours?&#8221; \u00a0Shocking, isn&#8217;t it? \u00a0But seriously, that&#8217;s all you need, and you will be successful. \u00a0Not only that, you won&#8217;t get a drink thrown in your face or a slap from the opposite sex. \u00a0With all of that being said, pickup lines are only good for a laugh &#8211; not when you actually use them, but when you&#8217;re reading <a href=\"http:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/\">LFG Dating&#8217;s Gamer Dating Blog<\/a>, for example. \u00a0Our good friends (they may not know it yet) over at <a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/5887689\/do-not-attempt-these-painfully-awkward-video-game-pickup-lines-on-other-living-creatures\" target=\"_blank\">Kotaku.com<\/a> posted an entertaining and hilarious video with some great video game oriented pick up lines that we highly stress you never, ever use in public; I don&#8217;t even care if you&#8217;re at e3 and you see Brooklyn Decker &#8211; don&#8217;t use them. \u00a0So without further adieu (did I spell that right?), <a href=\"http:\/\/kotaku.com\/5887689\/do-not-attempt-these-painfully-awkward-video-game-pickup-lines-on-other-living-creatures\" target=\"_blank\">enjoy<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pickup lines simply do not work. \u00a0Ever. \u00a0They haven&#8217;t in the past, they don&#8217;t work now, nor will they ever work in the future. \u00a0Believe it or not LFG Nation, the only pickup line you will ever need, regardless of the setting, is a simple, &#8220;Hello, my name&#8217;s _____. \u00a0What&#8217;s yours?&#8221; \u00a0Shocking, isn&#8217;t it? \u00a0But [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":1283,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[23,3,22,4],"tags":[27,411,26,25,6,24,28],"class_list":["post-53","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-dating-advice","category-gamer-dating","category-humor","category-lfg-dating","tag-brooklyn-decker","tag-dating-advice","tag-e3","tag-kotaku","tag-lfg","tag-pickup-lines","tag-shocking"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.8 - 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