{"id":955,"date":"2015-04-17T20:41:07","date_gmt":"2015-04-17T20:41:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/?p=955"},"modified":"2015-04-18T14:49:07","modified_gmt":"2015-04-18T14:49:07","slug":"star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser-trailer-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.lfgdating.com\/gamer-dating-blog\/star-wars-the-force-awakens-teaser-trailer-2","title":{"rendered":"Star Wars: The Force Awakens Teaser Trailer #2"},"content":{"rendered":"

I know what you’re thinking. “What comes after Darth Vader<\/a>?” At the very least, this is what went through my head after watching this trailer. I mean, everything in the first six episodes revolves around the evo-devolution of Anakin Skywalker. And if he’s dead, then what? I mean, do you remember the years of pro basketball after Michael Jordan re-retired? I don’t.<\/p>\n

But that’s ok. Let’s be honest – the entire storyline is going to be amazing, and we don’t even know what it is yet. The main sci-fi component, even with laser guns, flying ships and space explosions, is still the plot device of the\u00a0force<\/em>. Think about it from a purely logical\u00a0point. If in a universe\/cosmos\/infinite space system, people are battling against other people\/baddies, what better thing to have than a\u00a0freaking force throw<\/em>. I mean, it’s basically unfair. Like my fiancee cooking all vegetarian dishes recently.<\/p>\n

\"Yo-da<\/a>
Yo-da man! …I’ll see myself out now.<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n

What do I expect? I expect that episode seven will cycle much closer to episode one than episode four, and by that I mean that I think it’s going to basically be a whole bunch of exposition with some cool special effects thrown in. And this time there’s no Jar-Jar Binx (for the love of everything right and holy in this world), so we have that working for us.<\/p>\n

Review to come after a gigantic soda and two fill ups of buttery movie theater popcorn opening night on December 18, 2015.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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